The Capital Regional District (CRD), established in 1966, is a federation of 13 muncipalities comprised of Central Saanich, Colwood, Esquimalt, Highlands, Langford, Metchosin, North Saanich, Oak Bay, Saanich, Sidney, Sooke, Victoria, and View Royal, plus three electoral areas including Juan de Fuca, Southern Gulf Islands, and Salt Spring Island.
The CRD is conducting a public consultation forum here in James Bay on Thursday, February 4, 2010 to gather views on what individuals think makes a livable and sustainable region.
Designed as an interactive event, (using MetroQuest’s innovative planning tool), participants will have a hand in shaping the future of the region which is home to approximately 350,000 people.
Whether individuals wish to attend this session in person or participate online, they will have a chance to “vote” on options for managing regional issues such as transportation, housing, and future growth locations.
This might well be of interest to those who are looking for effective ways to gather feedback from residents on issues such as transportation and housing, as well as amenities and services for the City of Victoria as well James Bay both of which will be updating their Official Community Plans in the near future.
Those interested in obtaining additional information or registering for this session, please visit the CRD Regional Planning website at www.crd.bc.ca/rgs.
WINTER/SPRING 2010 – CREATIVE & LEISURE ACTIVITIES FOR ADULTS IN JAMES BAY
When the Polar Bears and Snow Birds blow into town, things start happening! That’s when the local lollygaggers and leisure-challenged start looking for oodles of things to keep them occuppied.
So, if you’re looking for something to do besides bending your elbow, twiddling your thumbs, or gazing at your navel for inspiration…take a wee peek at what James Bay has to offer over the winter and spring months!
CLUBS & ACTIVITIES
Armchair Travel
Guest speakers invited to present their travel experiences accompanied by slides or videos. Refreshments offered. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Sundays 2:00 pm ($35 JBNH annual fee)
Be Alive!
Hosted by Guido Timmermans, a professional counselor, this group meets monthly to share their wisdom and personal experiences with one another…and a great way to celebrate life! (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
First Thursday 2:00 pm ($35 JBNH annual fee)
Buddies – “Adopt a Grandparent”
The After School Kids from James Bay Elementary Kindergarten and Grade One Program participates with seniors willing to participate in reading, crafts and games. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Thursdays 3:30 pm (Free)
Current Affairs
Lively discussion and debate including current events and politics followed by refreshments. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Wednesdays 10:00-11:30 am ($35 JBNH annual fee + $10 club fee/6 mos.)
Favorite Book Club
Members select a variety of fiction and non-fiction books to read and meets weekly to discuss them. Simply superb conversation and a great way to meet new friends. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Guest speakers program with diverse topics ranging from culture, tourism, civic matters, and informational sessions, followed by refreshments. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Those interested in knitting, crocheting, sewing, quilting or other crafts are invited to join the group as well as display their crafts for sale at special events, sidewalk sales, or in a showcase. Refreshments available. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Tuesdays 1:00 pm ($35 JBNH annual fee)
Out-To-Lunch Bunch
A great way to meet new friends, great conversation and try out new eating establishments around Victoria. (Register at James Bay New Horizons Activity Center, annual fee $35).
Last Thursday of the month 12:00 noon (each members pays for their own meal)
This n’ That
Hosted by Elsie Farr, this group engages in a variety of different topics of interest to community members. Refreshments offered. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Wednesdays 2:00 pm ($35 JBNH annual fee)
CREATIVE ARTS:
Multi-Media for Budding Artists (of all levels)
Art class for grown-ups designed to tap into their inner artist. Will focus on realistic and abstract imagery, landscapes, people, animals and even cartoons. Participants will explore a variety of mediums including watercolour, acrylic and pastels. (James Bay Community School)
Tues Jan 26-Mar 2 7:00-8:30 pm 6/$55
Tues Apr 13-May 18 7:00-8:30 pm 6/$55
CULINARY ARTS:
Sushi Making & Other Japanese Cuisine
Learn how to make Sushi, an Edamame Salad and Shitake Teriyaki. Bring your appetite and an apron. (James Bay Community School)
Wed Feb 3 6:30-8:30 pm 1/$42
Italian Vegetarian
Learn how to make authentic Italian vegetarian food including a great Lasagne, Focaccia bread and Caesar Salad. (James Bay Community School)
Wed Mar 3 6:30-8:30 pm 1/$42
Potluck Hits!
Don’t know what to bring to a potluck meal. Well, here’s your chance to prepare some easy and tasty meals including Sweet & Sour Tempeh, Sesame Savoury Tofu Balls with a Miso Cashew Gravy, a Moroccan Quinoa and an Almond & Apricot Salad. (James Bay Community School)
Wed Apr 7 6:30-8:30 pm 1/$42
Mexican Vegetarian
Learn how to make a memorable Mexican meal or two. Menus include Smoked Tofu and Pinto Bean Enchiladas, a Black Bean, Orange & Chipotle Soup, a Mole (chocolate) sauce that’s served on chicken or tofu and a fresh salsa. Bring some containers and take food hope. Recipes supplied. (James Bay Community School)
Wed May 5 6:30-8:30 pm 1/$42
FOREIGN LANGUAGES:
French Conversation
These sessions are designed for those with a limited knowledge of French or who want to brush up on their French language skills. Will cover greetings, conversation about family, interests, ordering a meal, reserving a table, buying tickets, getting around in a city etc. (Sessions held at James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Mon Jan 25-Mar 15 2:00-3:00 pm 8/$10
Spanish for Beginners
This course is designed for those who want to travel and learn basic vocabulary, grammar, pronunciation, as well as idioms and expressions plus cultural information and traditions in a fun, relaxed atmosphere. (James Bay Community School)
Thurs Jan 14-Mar 4 7:00-8:30 pm 8/$50
Tues Apr 6-May 25 7:00-8:30 pm 8/$50
Spanish Conversation
Learn basic grammar skills and vocabulary to shop for clothing, souvenirs and other goods at a market, use past and future tenses, express your opinion, talk about your hobbies, interests or sports. (Sessions held at James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Mon Jan. 25-Mar 15 12:30-1:30 pm 8/$40
Spanish Continuing
For those who have basic level Spanish and wish to expand their vocabulary and improve
grammar, pronunciation, reading and writing skills as well as conversational skills in an everyday setting. (James Bay Community School)
Tues Jan 12-Mar 2 7:00-8:30 pm 8/$50
Thur Apr 8-May 27 7:00-8:30 pm 8/$50
GAMES:
Contract Bridge
Meets on Fridays at 12:30 pm in James Bay New Horizons Activity Center. Refreshments available. $2.00 to play each week (plus annual $35 JBNH membership fee).
Fridays 12:30 pm
Duplicate Bridge
Meets on Fridays at 12:30 pm in James Bay New Horizons Activity Center. $3.00 to play each week (including refreshments), (plus annual $35 JBNH membership fee).
Fridays 12:30 pm
Euchre
Meets on Tuesdays at 1:00 pm and on Saturdays at 1:00 pm in pm in James Bay New Horizons Activity Center. Refreshments available. $2.00 to play each week (plus annual $35 JBNH membership fee).
Tuesdays 1:00 pm
Penny Bingo!
Meets on Mondays at 1:30 pm in James Bay New Horizons Activity Center. Refreshments available. $2.00 to play each week and 1 cent per card played (plus annual $35 JBNH membership fee). 50/50 draws and occasional door prizes offered.
Mondays 1:30 pm
Victoria Scrabble Club #402
Meets on Tuesdays at 6:00 pm in James Bay New Horizons Activity Center. Refreshments available. $3.00 to play each week (plus annual $35 JBNH membership fee).
Tuesdays 6:00 pm
Tuesday Scrabble Night
Join in a fun evening of Scrabble for the entire family and a great gathering place in James Bay. (James Bay Coffee & Books, 143 Menzies Street across from Thrifty’s)
Tuesdays 6:30-9:30 pm (Free with purchase of beverage/goody)
DANCE, MUSIC & PERFORMING ARTS:
Advanced Hula Dance
This class blends the popular Hula and Caribbean dance forms and a great way to get some fun exercise! (Sessions held at James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Mon Jan 18-Apr 26 12:30-1:30 pm 14/$20
Belly Dance
A great introduction to the art and culture of belly dancing, and a fine way to keep fit and healthy. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Fri Jan 29-Mar. 19 3:00-4:30 pm 8/$40
Belly Dance
This class will encourage creative self-expression within a number of different styles while exploring the history of belly dancing and its culture. Bring your saucy scarf and sense of adventure. (James Bay Community School)
Wed Jan 13-Feb. 17 5:30-6:30 pm 6/$48
Wed Mar 3-Apr. 7 5:30-6:30 pm 6/$48
Wed Apr 21-May. 26 5:30-6:30 pm 6/$48
Guitar Lessons – New!
Learn to play simple arrangements of popular songs by reading music and basic classical techniques. (James Bay Community School)
Mon Jan 25-Mar 1 5:30-6:15 pm 6/$50
Mon Apr 12-May 17 5:30-6:15 pm 6/$50
Handbells
Learn how to play a musical instrument – handbells. It’s a great way to learn a first instrument for those who have not learned how to read music, or those with limited musical knowledge but a keen interest to play and have some fun. Handbells provided. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Tues Jan 19-Mar 23 10:00-11:30 am 10/$20
Hand Drumming is Fun!
Learn the art of hand drumming from Gary Cohen and Amber Woods. Easy-to-follow, step-by-step instruction provided. All levels of skills and experience welcome in the workshops. Class includes world rhythms, drumming games and great grooves. Drums provided. (James Bay Community School)
Tues Jan 26 7:00-8:30 pm 1/$20
Tues Apr 13 7:00-8:30 pm 1/$20
Latin Dance
Participants will learn basic Latin dance steps such as Salsa, Mambo and Cha-cha. No partner required. (James Bay Community School)
Fri Jan 15-Feb 19 6:30-7:00pm 6/$42
Fri Feb 26-Mar 26 6:30-7:00pm 6/$42
Fri Apr 9-May 14 6:30-7:00pm 6/$42
Latin Fusion Dance
Participants will learn basic Latin dance steps such as Salsa, Mambo and Cha-cha. No partner required. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Fri Jan 29-Mar 19 1:30-2:30pm 6/$40
Line Dancing
Learn some basic moves to some classic country and western tunes from the 50s and earlier. No partner required and no previous dance experience needed. Enjoy some fun with fitness!
Tues Jan 26-Mar 16 1:30-2:30 pm 8/$40
Olde Tyme Dances
Hosted by Eva and Archie Brown, this weekly social dance event is a great way to enjoy dancing, watching the crow or listening to some terrific music. Refreshments served. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Thurs Jan-June 1:30pm $1.50 Drop-in-fee
Scottish Country Dance
Enjoy lively Celtic music and learn some basic Scottish Country Dance steps. (Sessions held at James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Fri Jan-June 7:00 pm Drop-in fee (or by contribution)
Singing in Spanish
Join Marcelina and her guitar in some simple yet fun songs – lots of laughter and fun. No need to be a professional vocalist…everyone welcome. (Sessions held at James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Mon Jan 25-Mar 15 11:00 am – 12:00 noon 8/$40
Square Dance Night with the “Ferris Wheelers”!
Join hosts Dave & Juanita Baird for some square dancing instruction, and superb social activity. Refreshments served. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Tues Jan 12-June 8:00 pm Drop-in-free or admission by contribution
The Saints & Singers
This is a social choir group who learn a variety of folk songs, popular Broadway melodies and seasonal songs to entertain audiences in local concerts. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Mon Jan-May 9:30 am $10 fee to join in and participate
The Saints & Swingers
A local jazz band that is open to everyone. Bring along your own instrument, practice with some amateur musicians who love to entertain others and have a good time.
Mon & Wed Jan-May 2:00 pm $20 fee to join in and participate
WINTER/SPRING 2010 – JAMES BAY FITNESS & SPORTS ACTIVITIES FOR ADULTS
What do you mean there’s nothing to do in James Bay during the winter and spring? Get a grip, there’s plenty to of things to do to get you wiggling and jiggling if not laugh a little at your lively love handles!
FITNESS:
ACUPRESSURE – For Head, Neck and Shoulders
Basic massage and acupressure techniques to help relieve everyday neck and shoulder strain and enhance your ability to handle stressful days. (James Bay Community School)
Thur Feb 25 6:30-8:00 pm 1/$10
ACUPRESSURE MASSAGE
Improves circulation, muscle relaxation, tissue repair, organ stimulation, toxin elimination, lymphatic flow and emotional balancing. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Last Thursday of each month 1 hr/$30
(1 hr sessions all day)
ACUPRESSURE – Parents & Children
Learn safe effective techniques and acupressure points to treat common digestive complaints and respiratory problems. Focus will be on children between ages of 3 and 6. (James Bay Community School)
Thur Apr 15 6:30-8:00 pm 1/$10
ACUPRESSURE – For Lower Back Pain
Lower back pain is a common condition that affects people of all ages. Class will include techniques for relieving pain and tension as well as increasing range of motion and improving quality of life. (James Bay Community School)
Thur Mar 25 6:30-8:00 pm 1/$10
AEROBICS – Low Impact Aerobics
This is a mild to moderate level non-stress aerobic workout for those returning to fitness or just starting
their fitness program. (James Bay Community School)
Mon, Wed, Fri Jan 11-Jun 11 5:00-6:00 pm 1/$3
ACTIVE SENIORS ENJOYING LIFE (AESL) AEROBICS
This is a popular exercise program for couch potatoes needing a gentle exercise program from the comfort of a chair or others who want a fitness program that won’t leave them with telltale porcine perspiration. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center). Call 250.386.3035 to register.
Tuesdays & Thursdays 10:00-11:30 am followed by hot lunch –
Exercise free for JBNH members – other $35 seasonal activity fee plus $5.50 for each lunch
CANE MASTERS
Learn the art of self-defense by using a simple cane and strength exercises using resistance rubber bands. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Thur Feb 11-Apr 1 6:30-7:30 pm 8/$40
PILATES
Pilates – Mat I
Full body exercises designed to improve core strength, balance, flexibility and posture. (James Bay Community School)
Thur Jan 14-Mar 4 6:30-7:30 pm 7/$49
Thur Mar 11-Apr 22 6:30-7:30 pm 7/$49
Thur May 6-Jun 17 6:30-7:30 pm 7/$49
Pilates – Mat II
This class will continue to develop long, lean muscles while increasing flexibility, coordination, core strength and posture. (James Bay Community School)
Thur Jan 14-Mar 4 7:30-8:30 pm 7/$49
Thur Mar 11-Apr 22 7:30-8:30 pm 7/$49
Thur May 6-Jun 17 7:30-8:30 pm 7/$49
OTHER FITNESS ACTIVITIES
FEELIN’ FIT
Drop-in class designed for those who need to exercise while seated. Benefits: muscle toning, joint flexibility and cardiovascular strength. Includes milt strength and toning, stretching and relaxations techniques to improve flexibility. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Saturdays 9:30-10:30 am (Free for JBNH members, $35 activity fee for non-members)
FUSION FITNESS – Balletone Sole Synthesis
Designed for the non-dancer, this fusion class blends fitness, dance and yoga inspired movement for an incredible workout. (James Bay Community School)
Tue Jan 12-Feb 16 5:30-6:30 pm 6/$42
FUSION FITNESS – Alexander Technique
Bad neck or back? Joint aches? Voice problems? Great way to eliminating harmful postural habits which may be the cause of stress and pain. (James Bay Community School)
Introduction: Wed Jan 27 5:30-6:30 pm 1/$10
Introduction: Wed Apr 7 5:30-6:30 pm 1/$10
Application: Wed Feb 3-17 5:30-7:00 pm 3/$35
Application: Wed Apr 14-Apr 28 5:30-7:00 pm 3/$35
OSTEOFIT
This class is designed to improve strength, balance and coordination for those with osteoporosis or bone issues. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Wed Jan 20-Apr 17 9:30-10:30 am 12/$70
QI GONG
Simple series of movements designed to relax and breathe naturally, as well as cultivate calmness and inner peace. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Fri Jan 22-Mar 12 11:30 am -12:30 pm 8/$40
REFLEXOLOGY – Foot Massage
Massaging the feet can improve your health, balance and harmony, as well as a sense of well-being. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Tuesdays (10:00 am – 1:00 pm) 15 min. – $15 ½ hr – $25
TAI CHI
Learn the art of methodical movements that enhance coordination, improve relaxation and reduce muscular tension. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Wed Jan 20-Mar 10 Segment I – 9:00-10:00 am 8/$40
Segment II & III – 10:00-11:00 am 8/$40
TAI CHI – Taoist Tai Chi
This ancient Chinese art form is beneficial for overall flexibility, strength and balance. (James Bay Community School)
Wed Jan 13-Mar 3 7:00-8:30pm 8/$56
TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE – First Aid for Athletic Injuries
Learn ways to promote rapid healing and prevent chronic pain associated with ankle sprains, knee dislocations, muscle strains and shoulder injuries. (James Bay Community School)
Thur May 27 6:30-8:00 pm 1/$10
WALKING – James Bay Walking Group
Explore the many parks, marine areas and other points of interest in James Bay neighbourhood. Walks start from James Bay Community Centre and will often include stops for coffee. Everyone welcome. (James Bay Community School)
Wed Jan 6-May 26 9:00-10:30 am (Free)
WALKING – James Bay Group
Rain or shine these walkers meet up weekly at James Bay New Horizons, 234 Menzies Street. Wear comfortable footwear and dress appropriately for the weather. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Centre)
Mondays 10:00 am (Free)
YOGA – Hatha Yoga – Level One
Classes include warm-up, stretching, yoga postures, relaxation and muscle toning. All abilities welcome. (James Bay Community School)
Mon Mon Jan 11-Feb 15 6:30-8:00 pm 6/$50
Mon Feb 22-Mar 29 6:30-8:00 pm 6/$50
Mon Apr 12-May 17 6:30-8:00 pm 6/$50
YOGA – Hatha Yoga Flow
This program is particularly suitable for those who have previously practiced yoga or those who are
physically active. (James Bay Community School)
Wed Jan 13-Feb 17 6:30-8:00 pm 6/$50
Wed Feb 24-Mar 31 6:30-8:00 pm 6/$50
Wed Apr 7-May 19 6:30-8:00 pm 6/$50
YOGA (Akhanda Yoga & Morning Meditation)
A holistic and balanced yoga class including yoga postures, flow and breathwork; Yoga Nidra relaxation and mindfulness meditation. Beginners welcome. (James Bay Community School)
Tue Jan 26-Mar 2 9:30-11:00 am 6/$50
Tue Mar 9-Apr 13 9:30-11:00 am 6/$50
YOGA – LAUGHTER YOGA
Series of gentle stretching and breathing exercises designed to stimulate laughter and cultivate the inner spirit of joy. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Mon Jan 18-Mar 8 9:30-10:30 am 8/$40
ZUMBA FITNESS – NEW!
Inspired by Latin dance fitness craze, this is for people who enjoy music, with easy-to-follow dance moves (Salsa, Meringue, Mambo and other Latin beats) and body-sculpting benefits.
Thur Jan 21-Mar 11 4:30-5:30 pm 7/$49
Thur Apr 8-May 27 4:30-5:30 pm 7/$49
Sports:
BADMINTON
Recreational level badminton; participants must bring their own racquets. Drop-in games are
co-ed. (James Bay Community School)
Thu Jan 14-May 27 7:00-9:00 pm 1/$3
CARPET BOWLING
You don’t need to be an expert to play this game, nor have any special equipment! (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Saturdays 10:00 am ($35 fee for season + $2 drop-in fee)
PING PONG
Everyone can join in; all levels welcome. (James Bay New Horizons Activity Center)
Thursdays 1:00 pm ($35 fee for season + $2 drop-in fee)
VOLLEYBALL
Drop-in co-ed recreational volleyball where you can bump, set, and spike to your heart’s content. (James Bay Community School)
Join the Bacchus Bistro folks every Monday evening, 7-9 pm at Sips.
Because in the New Year — the second decade of the new millennium — it’s back-to-school for wannabe grape groupies who need to know about wines…where they come from, how they’re harvested and fermented, and how to develop your nose and palate to appreciate them.
The sipping school is the brainchild of Spinnaker’s Product Consultant and wine afficianado, Larry Arnold — and the first session begins with ripsnorting reds!
Starting Date: Monday, January 18, 2010 – Time: 7-9 pm
2010 has already begun and all our snickering sun signs want to know what’s store for them?
2010 is the "Year of the Tiger", according to the Chinese astrological calendar. And if you don’t usually hang out with a Tiger unless you’re watching the golf channel, then maybe you’d like to celebrate 2010 "International Year of Communications", "International Year for the Rapprochment of Cultures", "International Year of Biodiversity", or "International Year of the Nurse".
And a very big Happy Birthday to all you Crazy Capricorns who love colorful food, presents wrapped in magical paper, and membership in exclusive clubs. But, whatever you do, never accuse them of being untidy, make them feel useless, or embarrass them in public or you may live to regret ever having encountered this rather ripsnorting ruminant!
ARIES (21 March – 19 April)
You’ll need all the help you can get this year. Your best bet is to grab a tiger by the tail. On the other hand, maybe a stuffed pussy cat is a whole lot safer for a ram like you. Failing that, you could take up knitting, (along with 60 million other Americans), and learn how to do the subversive cross-stitch not to mention make nice nose or willie warmers.
TAURUS (20 April – 20 May)
This is your year to shine in the fast lane of life. Your best bet is to forget about munching grass on the golf course this year. Frankly, you really don’t want to mess with a tee’d off Tiger do you? Why not befriend a Whatnottian Warthog, NowWhattian Boghog, or a Wassup Wunderkin — blessed be diversity! "
GEMINI (21 May – 20 June)
Since you have an insatiable curiosity about everything, and adore getting your fingers into all manner of strange things, why not explore far-flung places like the "Restaurant At The End Of The Universe" which is featuring Ripsnorting Roadkill this month – barbecued boghogs or Perfectly Normal Beasts…large charging sort of animals, a bit like cows, bulls or buffalos that are perfectly safe to swallow.
CANCER (21 June – 22 July)
Being a crab in the "Year of the Tiger" is a pretty scary thing as you’re most likely to be consumed by this crafty critter for breakfast, lunch or dinner. That’s the good news. The bad news is that you could end up being featured in next month’s Ripsnorting Roadkill menu at the "Restaurant At The End Of The Universe". At least learn to pray for your salvation, The Big Bopper may take pity on you.
LEO (23 July – 22 August)
Being in the limelight and showing off is right up your alley, along with complaining about not getting enough strokes from funny folks. But this year is different, you’ll have to take a backseat to a sometimes surly if not striped species. What do you mean you don’t want to share the stage with Tony the Tiger? Have another bowl of frosted flakes and kindly shut up!
VIRGO (23 August – 22 September)
Being an earthy sort, you’re going to get along just fine with all tigers running around on your back forty this year. Who better than you to organize a terrific Tiger Tooth party. Don’t forget to invite all the Eyore eyesores and William wet-blankets you know, your guest of honor will enjoy the opportunity to feast upon them.
LIBRA (23 September – 22 October)
Being the "windbag of the universe" has certain advantages, and this year is no exception. This is an excellent time to write a profound "Think and Do Book" in honor of the Tiger…yes, that truculent toed type whom you would like to banish to the nearest zoo. Suck it up, show some tact, and say something nice for change airhead!
SCORPIO (23 October – 21 November)
The good news this year is that astronomers have finally recognized that all the problems of the universe can be laid squarely at the feet of Pluto, the powerhouse behind your sassy sun sign. The bad news is that since the Easter Bunny and Great Pumpkin are on holidays this year, you’re pretty much on your own…up shit creek without a paddle or a canoe and a damn tiger on your tail!
SAGITTARIUS (21 November – 22 December)
Besides boring barnyard animals with your endless stream of questions, you also have a knack for fluffing the punchline of jokes which will, unfortunately, not endear you to the star of this year’s barnyard birthday party, the Tiger. Toss your tactless traits and cutting sarcasm, and share your favorite teddy bear, beer or blanket with a Tiger for pity’s sake!
CAPRICORN (22 December – 19 January)
Thank goodness this birthday babe or boy has harmonious relationships with heffalumps. However the same cannot be said of Tigers. The bad news is your slave-driving, status-seeking seagoat behavior, not to mention your tendency to believe that your way is always the best is likely to offend the Tiger…and you don’t want that do you!
AQUARIUS (20 January – 18 February)
You’re going to have to expand your friendships this year beyond the ususal water-carrier wet-blankets who gather around you. Being a fixed air sign of the zodiac, you’re prone to paragliding and paradiddling when the spirit moves you. Beware of wayward winds emanating from feistry, four-legged furry things with stripes, they can be deadly!
Reprinted with the kind permission of HeedTheHedonist.com
For the third in our four-part “Victoria’s Secret” series, ’twas a damp, overcast Wednesday night when your Hedonista and Ronaldo – a.k.a. “Cornichon” – bedecked in vintage attire and traipsed over to The Superior, jonesin’ to catch a film noir flick.
Although naught but a few blocks from the main tourist attractions of Victoria – the Fairmont Empress, the Royal British Columbia Museum, the British Columbia Parliament Buildings, the Pacific Undersea Gardens, the Royal London Wax Museum, and the Hotel Grand Pacific – lies the lovely neighbourhood of James Bay. Located on the south side of Inner Harbour, James Bay is a rare jewel: it makes up the oldest residential neighbourhood (north of San Francisco) on the North American West Coast. It is here that we found yet another treasure….
Cosmopolitan, Superior style: white, by candlelight, before an ol’ black & white….
HEDONISTA: Ever since I first tried this wonderfully whimsical place, I’m now happy to say that I’m as close to a regular as one who now lives in Seattle can be. A small plates eatery with a focus on small local food producers and BC beer and wine, The Superior supports local artists and musicians. From the peaceful patio to the always-interesting interior, The Superior – which opened in October 2005 – is all about the ambiance. In fact, the entire restaurant serves as owner Lisa Boehme’s own personal canvas, which she redesigns seasonally (or whenever the mood takes her). Her goal as an artist and visionary: to challenge people to think outside of the box, to change the way one thinks and, by doing so, to make the world a better place.
Mmmmm … root chips, served up with a yummy sweet chili aioli sauce. Just one of their tasty small plates.
Much like the interior and exterior, the menu at The Superior Café is also a blank canvas; for, here, art is food and food is art. Not over the top, mind you – just good, creative-yet-simple small bites served up with an artistic eye. They do weekend brunches (10:00 a.m. – 3:00 p.m.) and evening meals Tuesday through Sunday (5:00 p.m. ’til “late”). (They don’t currently do lunches.) They do offer a “soup of the moment.” And their menu changes up weekly. In the evenings they host art and cultural events, be they movies, music, or even dating games.
That night – in my crushed black velvet dress, black stockings and patent leather Mary Jane-heeled shoes tied with black ribbons – we enjoyed the 1941 flick The Maltese Falcon – complemented by their version of a Cosmopolitan, sans rose: white cranberry juice, cointreau & vodka, served up with a lime wedge. Very nice – think gin & tonic meets lemonade…. Their noshies are very pleasant – their root chips, for example, get on like a house on fire with their beer, wine, and spirits … not to mention their film noir (think a creatively classy alternative to the traditional movie fare of potato chips and popcorn).
Lisa bears a striking resemblance to Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec’s sketch of yet another artist, French carbaret singer and actress of the Belle Époque, Yvette Guilbert. (Source: www.allposters.com.)
Lisa Boehme of The Superior. Ever-smiling, she gives to her diners the gifts of unique and positive experiences that become memories to keep and treasure. She instills art into the everyday.
RONALDO: Film Noir night at a cafe just off the Inner Harbour called The Superior. Film noir as in Bogie. It’s been almost three-score years and ten since the great writer-director John Huston and his gang of players (Bogie, Sidney Greenstreet, Peter Lorre) launched their concept: hard-driving, fast-talking, high-contrast urban adventures. Guns, dames, cigarettes, booze. Quick cuts interspersed with long, long takes. Actors who created dark characters; scripts that told a dark story.
Thus does Cornichon find himself, of a Wednesday evening, in ascot & leather jacket, watching the iconic Maltese Falcon. Best supporting actor for Greenstreet in his first movie. Bogie misquoting Shakespeare (“The stuff dreams are made of”) as the elevator takes Mary Astor away.
Lights up and The Superior’s owner, Lisa Boehme, appears. We recognize her, don’t we? From Toulouse-Lautrec’s sketches of Paris nightlife. Superior’s lofty space across from Fisherman’s Wharf Park was built as a gathering spot for under-age, off-duty seafarers; later it became a Unitarian church. Now it’s an arty restaurant, an eclectic performance venue and unofficial community center. Hundreds of shoes festoon a tree in the courtyard: a fundraiser for battered women, an expression of Lisa’s open-hearted, California-girl, earth-mother personality. There’s food and drink here nightly, as well as a popular weekend brunch. Organic, of course. A “culinary artist” named Torin Egan’s in charge of the kitchen. But the spirit of the place comes from Lisa, self-described “visionary,” who has the creativity to keep all the wheels spinning without going off the tracks.
(Want to feel Superior? Try this unique gem, and you will.)
Now here’s a fun free event for folks who love boats and bright lights to celebrate the holiday season!
Radio-controlled model boats with coloured lights will circle around, and around, and around the 240 x 80 foot pond, (no not the mulberry bush, for pity’s sake, it’s December remember!)
For those who brave the cold, the mist, and the sound of the wind blowing around your ears, this event is a magical scene.
Date & Time:Sunday, December 20, 2009 – 6:00 pm
Place:Harrison Pond (where all the ducks and geese gather in the winter on Dallas Road right across from Government Street)
There are a number of entertaining events being organized in our own backyard to entice music and merry-makers alike to join in and make the spirits bright this holiday season.
All performances will be held at St. Ann’s Academy Auditorium , 835 Humboldt Street in Victoria, BC. Seating is limited to only 200 per show and may be at www.rmts.bc.ca or by calling McPherson Box Office – 250.386.6121 or 1.888.717.6121.
$17.50/ regular admission (+service charge)
$12.50 children under 12 (+service charge)
Friday, December 18 – 7:00 pm – Making Spirits Bright! A Pops Christmas. Featuring Host/Performer Scott Walker, John Gogo, and the acclaimed Vic High R&B Band
Saturday, December 19 – 7:00 pm -Merry Christmas, Baby – A Blues Christmas. Featuring International Blues guitarist David Gogo
Sunday, December 20 – 4:00 pm -A Polish Christmas. Featuring The White Eagle Ensemble, traditional and modern Polish holiday
Sunday, December 20 – 7:00 pm – Christmas Miracles & Northern Lights. Featuring Hall of Fame Country Artist, Alan Moberg
and Outstanding West Coast First Nations Singer/Songwriter, Ed Peekeekoot
Monday, December 21 – 7:00 pm – A Celtic Christmas & A Tango Christmas. Featuring Celtic performers Qristina and Quin Bachand; & Passion for Tango with Pablo Diemecke and DieMahler Tango Ensemble
Tuesday, December 22 – 7:00 pm – Bon Nadal – A Spanish Christmas. Featuring Alma de España – traditional Villancicos, music, dance and colourful costumes. Family member Gareth Owen featured; soloist- acoustic Flamenco Guitar
Wednesday, December 23 – 7:00 pm -Noel – A Special Christmas Gift. Featuring Pablo Diemecke, Violin; Sahara Sloan, Soprano
As this will be my Christmasoffering to you, I am going to review three books each one of which would make a wonderful present. I believe that a book is such a good present, as it gives both the pleasure of reading to and excites the imagination of, the receiver. Here you have fiction, a memoir and historical fiction.
Imagining Don Giovanni by Anthony Rudel
This is a delightful book not just for those of you that appreciate classical music. This is a wonderful love story full of [passion and drama concerning the composition of the opera Don Giovanni. Knowing, as we do from papers, that Casanova was in Prague at the time that Mozart and his librettist Da Ponte were working on the opera Don Giovanni which was to be based on the scandalous life of Don Juan, Anthony Rudel, son of the famous conductor Julius Rudel, has written an excellent piece of historical fiction.
At the time, Mozart was having a little trouble with the cast of Don Giovanni and their interpretation of the love affairs as portrayed by his music and the words of Da Ponte. It took one of the world’s greatest lovers (if history is to be believed!) to go on stage during the rehearsals and demonstrate how to act out love and passion for your fellow actors. There are some wonderful scenes in this book when Casanova is teaching the actors, at the same time we are treated to Mozart’s strong feelings and longing to be with his wife, Costanze, and family back in Vienna.
This is a story full of passion for other human beings, music and the theatre; it is a marvelous piece of fiction based on fact from which a lot can be learnt and a lot imagined.
The Greek for Love by James Chatto
This is a memoir with a difference. James Chatto is an Englishman who fell in love with a Canadian, Wendy Martin, who became his wife, but not before a passionate and, at times, melancholy love affair takes place starting one summer many years ago on the island of Corfu. You may well have read some of Chatto’s writings in Canadian magazines and newspapers, as he and his family have lived for some time in Toronto as well as on Corfu.
James and Wendy were captivated by the way they were accepted so readily by the locals once they had bought and renovated a ruined house on Corfu, amongst the olive trees and grape vines. The way they did this is very different from certain other stories based in the south of France. They were on Corfu at a time when they could swim naked off a deserted beach which now is surrounded by villas and bijou hotels. The more they learned Greek, the more they enjoyed the social life of the local village and particularly the stories and myths as told by and about the locals on balmy evenings at a table outside the local taverna, where there was always much laughter and plenty of local wine. There are descriptions of wonderful meals (Chatto has published several cook books) of fresh sardines, lamb as only the Greeks know how to cook it and fresh fruit from the surrounding trees.
It isn’t until near the end of the book that a tragedy occurs that brought tears to my eyes for the first time in many, many years of reading all different types of books. Tragic as this part of the book is, it in no way detracts from this wonderful story; indeed, it gives one tremendous faith in human kind and the ability of all of us to survive unwanted and unwarranted tragedies in our lives. This is a delightful memoir, superbly narrated, funny, imaginative and very, very readable.
Angel’s Game by Carlos Zafon
For those of you who haven’t read any Zafon, give yourselves an early Christmas present and go and buy a second hand copy of Shadow of the Wind by Zafon, you will love it. Carlos Ruiz Zafon is a very well known Spanish writer of historical fiction in Europe and has been translated into about 40 languages. As a historian, there is much that can be learnt in a most pleasant way from reading his books.
Angel’s Game is another of Zafon’s books translated by Lucia Graves, Robert Graves’s daughter, and it is this translation that makes for such a fine book for those of us reading it in English – unlike certain other Spanish writings which have been translated using modern idioms even in 18th century dialogue.
This is the story of a young man, David Martin, who lives in a dark and mysterious house in the centre of Barcelona and spends his time writing cheap and gaudy novels under a pseudonym. He is visited by a French editor who decides to make him an offer. If he will write a most extraordinary book, the like of which has never been seen before, he, the French editor will give David Martin a fortune to do with as he pleases. The house itself features strongly in this story because of its previous owner whose personal belongings are still to be found in a locked room at the back of the haunting house.
Needless to say, not everything is as it seems in this gothic universe of romance, tragedy and mystery all surrounding the passion of books. This is a masterful story and, yes, the Cemetery of Forgotten Books does appear again in this intriguing and well written book.
I wish you all a Very Happy Christmas and good chewing amongst the pages as well as at the festive table. Here’s to 2010!
By Daphne Druthers, a diva of delightful detritus and humorous horoscopes — to fill the urgent need for gleeful greetings in that heavenly ho-ho-ho holiday time of year!
No doubt some of you are counting down til Christmas, maxing out your credit card, and enjoying lots of ho ho ho and good times.
For the rest of you, it’s just another regular month at the elf factory, feeding the reindeer, and compiling an ever-growing list from everyone and their dog about what they want to see beneath the tree.
It’s definitely devil-may-care December, so let’s see what this merry month has in store for you! Besides, who ever met a Saggitarian Santa Claus who wasn’t shooting himself in the foot, shooting his mouth off at every opportunity, or disappearing faster than a shooting star when the holiday dishes have to be done!
Aries (21 March – 19 April) The good news is that your favorite colors are red, black and white…which means that you might just get a call from your employer to be Santa Claus this year. The bad news is that your bossy, brash, and bellicose behavior typical of the Ram, will not endear you to other meal-mouthed members of the zodiac who will be at the party. But hey, there’s room enough for everyone at the party, so put on your fire-engine red tights or spandex suit, a flashy white stetson hat, and a pair black boots or stilettos with silver spurs because there’s a new kid coming to town!
Taurus (20 April – 20 May)
Some have called you "pleasingly plump" but that does not qualify you as Santa Claus. The good news is that you’re compact and sturdy, the bad news is that one wants an opinionated stubborn beast of burden to pull Santa’s sleigh and put the reindeer out of work! Just strut your stuff anyway, and take pride in your large or broad feet.
Gemini (21 May – 20 June)
You may be dexterous, nimble and light-footed enough to pull Santa’s sleigh, but let’s face it blabbermouth, your split personality, not to mention your impractical, impatient and irritable traits would drive the other reindeer round the bend! Stick to what you do best, inspecting the quality of products produced by good-natured, vertically-challenged figments of your imagination. Remember, Santa loves your inner imp…so get cracking on the Christmas list!
Cancer (21 June – 22 July)
Though your favorite colors are yellow-orange and indigo, trust me, this month you’re going to have to make friends with red. The good news is that your broad shoulders and broad build mean you’ll look great in a Santa suit. But, moody disposition and inability to handle minor insults probably won’t go down well with those testy little tikes who want to bounce on your knee and pull your white beard for all it’s worth. Your best bet might be to hang out beneath the mistletoe just avoid the frogs and toads or other clinging creatures.
Leo (23 July – 22 August)
Look Leo, everyone knows you’re king of the animal kingdom and love to show off, but Christmas is coming and you’re going to have to shove off. It’s time for Santa to take center stage along with his ripsnorting reindeer, so suck it up and quit sulking! The good news is that with your strong voice, you’ll fit righ in with the choir somewhere. And, when you’re singing "Good King Wencelas" you’ll know that thankfully not every monarch is a pain in the butt!
Virgo (23 August – 22 September)
Some have said that your cranium may seem too big in comparison with your face. Now don’t be upset, it doesn’t mean you have a swelled head…that belongs to Santa Claus this month! Frankly, although you’re witty and charming, knowledgeable, and helpful which means you could easily fill in for Santa while he takes a bathroom break, your scathing criticism of lazybones and layabouts, not to mention your nervous habits and cranky disposition will probably not endear you to the kids, or their parents for that matter. Your shrewd logical thought however makes you an ideal companion at any Christmas party full of spin-doctors and windbags.
Libra (23 September – 22 October) The fact that you’re cooperative, sincere and charming means you might make an ideal Santa. However, your obsession with your favorite colors – green, purple, and pink not to mention your insistence that they form the basis of your Christmas suit means that you are not destined for a seat on the throne this year. Furthermore your infatuation with elephants instead of reindeer probably wouldn’t endear you to your employer. Stay away from loud arguments, confused situations, and sloppiness…better take a pass on a holiday meal with the family!
Scorpio (23 October – 21 November) The good news is that your favorite colors are deep red, and blue-green which means you might become the highly decorated chief bottle-washer at your family holiday gathering. While you’re a passionately caring soul with a magnetic personality, your obstinate, moody, if not intolerant qualities would probably not get you in the door at a Santa Claus party. Your best bet might be to hang out with Scrooge or the Grinch this year!
Saggitarius (21 November – 22 December) Frankly, you’re in luck this month. Any creature that’s half horse and half homo-sapien certainly doesn’t qualify to be Santa Claus! The fact that you’re happy-go-lucky, hold-no-grudges and are hugely optimistic probably means that you still believe in Santa Claus (unlike some members of the zodiac). The bad news is that your ineptness, preachiness, and inability to plan adequately means that organizing your own Christmas party will be a disaster. Your best bet is to dress up like an elf and crash someone’s party…make sure you eat lots of cake with candles on top — it’s your birthday after all!
Capricorn (22 December – 19 January) Who’da thought a sea-goat who’s as hard-working, realistic, and respectful of authority as you would be the proud owner of devil tarot card? So what tricks will you be up to this Christmas…eating all Santa’s milk and cookies, leaving lumps of coal in kids stockings, or showing up as the Grinch at your workplace party? Avoid Aries, Cancer, and Libra folks, they don’t share your keen interest playing hopscotch, visiting the Museum of Bad Art, or playing chess with the Mad Hatter.
Aquarius (20 January – 18 February) While you may be the water-carrier of the zodiac, at Christmas time, most folks would prefer that carry a bottle of fine red wine, a dozen beer, or a flask of single malt scotch to their Christmas party and share in a bit of good cheer! Of course being a perverse and eccentric individual, not to mention having a voyeuristic curiosity about people means you’ll fit right in with Scrooge, the Grinch, not to mention those merry-minded, mythical, vertically-challenged creatures better known as ‘elves’. Your violet and light yellow elf outfit means you’ll stand out in this very odd crowd…happy ho ho ho!
